Bitch Time is Coming

so get ready for it

Some people do skincare routines. Others do Bitch Time.

A skincare routine is a mundane daily task, conducted on autopilot. Face wash, moisturizer, sunscreen if you’re feeling spicy. It uses products chosen because they were on sale or because they’re what you’ve always used. A skincare routine is okay.

Bitch Time is the elevation of the skincare routine into a joy-sparking ritual. The products are carefully chosen for your needs. You know the claims and the ingredients inside and out; you have Opinions about the brands. Bitch Time is your daily affirmation of your own value. Bitch Time optimizes you. Bitch Time is great.

The Bitch Time newsletter is coming for those of you who live the Bitch Time life (or who are curious about what it entails). Subscribe for unfiltered commentary and practical tips to help you get the most out of your skincare, beauty, health, and fitness routines so that you can get the most out of your life.

Also, there will be bitching and there will be rants. There will be things said that I might not say on my socials because I don’t love getting yelled at. We’ll talk about what’s overhyped or shadily marketed, which brands are great and which ones are trash. There might be blind items. There might be gossip. Who knows? There might be recipes and there might be cats. I don’t seem to ever run out of things I want to say, so the sky’s the limit.

Go ahead and subscribe if you’re with me on this! I can’t wait to get started!